Reasons to live in Astoria

Ny boroughs can be different but all share
The Duane Reads, Chase banks and the summer mister softy ice
Cream truck with its lullaby music as well.

Being ready to take my days off in Europe today I woke up gratefull
to be here(maybe it is my unconscious fear of plane foreseeing
A nostalgic feeling of NY). I then
Came up with 10 reasons to live in Astoria
1- you can shop at a Greek, Brazilian, Spanish or Italian supermarket.
2- you will pay less for more space
3- you can actually see a bigger sky than in Manhattan
4- you can shop at Cosco
5- you can get to La Guardia airport in mere few minutes
6- you pay only 70$ for an off the hook/ 5 stars fitness gym - club fitness
7- you don't bump on yellow cabs everywhere
8- you have a movie theater just across a moving image museum and a bowling house
9- You own a garage and your car being half way in the side walk is not a problem!
10- it is the borough with the least crime rates

Wow that was easy
Does anyone have anything else?
Please enlighten me!